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Hey, This is where you will find tons of funny jokes. We will be updating them every week. So remember to keep checking back to see what new stuff we have up. Also if you have any suggestions on jokes, please contact the administration [Heather and Rachell]
and let us know what you want up, if it is appropriate, We will make sure to post it and inform you when we do.
Also, please do not be offended by any of the following jokes, There is nothing wrong with a sense of humor, However, if you do find a joke offensive please contact us and we will immediately remove it.
"Two blondes were driving down the road, The blonde driving turned to the blonde passenger and said" Will you check if my blinker is working?" So the Blonde passenger looked out the window and said, "Yes no yes no yes no yes."


"A man and a woman who have never met before find them selves in the same carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep. The man on the bottom bunk and the woman on the top. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and wakes the man, She said "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold. Could you get me a blanket." The man replied "Well how about tonight we pretend we are married." The woman thought a while and then giggles "Okay why not." The man said 'Great get your own darn blanket."


"What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, He can't hear you."		 "A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin has a poor farmer in it. To pass time the scientist decides to play a game. He said "I'll ask you a question if you get it wrong you pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong I'll give you fifty dollars. The farmer thinks for a while and then he says "What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb a palm tree and ten seconds to come down. the farmer takes out fifty dollars and gives it to the farmer. Then the scientist says " okay you got me what is it?". The Farmer takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist."

"A teacher asked her students if they were all Yankee fans, all bu tone raised their hand. The Teacher asked that one student what he was a fan of. The boy replied "The Red
Sox, My mom is a Red Sox fans and my Dad is a Red SOx fan." The teacher said," Well thats not a very good answer, if your parents were morons would you be one too?" The boy said, "No that would make me a Yankees fan."










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